Bard of Filth Competition

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TUMB 07/13

Examples of dirty limericks offered by Anna Forsythe, in first meeting with Brownstone:

“Jane came home after a year, From her trip to a land that was near. A place barren of hills, Where she learned many skills, From fucking men after a beer.”

“The professor is studying mass, And he teaches many a class, But he comes home from work, Too tired to smirk, And still fucks his wife in the ass.”

TUMB 07/18 Examples of Limericks Brownstone gave the Professor as samples of what he might come up with:

“There once was a man they called James, Who loved meat cooked with open flames, His house got burned down, Which gave him a frown, So he kicked ass without taking names.”

“There once was a man they called Brock, Who worked like a bitch ‘round the clock, A vacation he earned, For the lessons he’d learned, Like fucking your mom with his cock.”