Bard of Filth Competition

TUMB 07/13

Examples of dirty limericks offered by Anna Forsythe, in first meeting with Brownstone:

“Jane came home after a year, From her trip to a land that was near. A place barren of hills, Where she learned many skills, From fucking men after a beer.”

“The professor is studying mass, And he teaches many a class, But he comes home from work, Too tired to smirk, And still fucks his wife in the ass.”