Difference between revisions of "Bard of Filth Competition"
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And still fucks his wife in the ass.” | And still fucks his wife in the ass.” | ||
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| + | Examples of Limericks Brownstone gave the Professor as samples of what he might come up with: | ||
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| + | “There once was a man they called James, | ||
| + | Who loved meat cooked with open flames, | ||
| + | His house got burned down, | ||
| + | Which gave him a frown, | ||
| + | So he kicked ass without taking names.” | ||
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| + | “There once was a man they called Brock, | ||
| + | Who worked like a bitch ‘round the clock, | ||
| + | A vacation he earned, | ||
| + | For the lessons he’d learned, | ||
| + | Like fucking your mom with his cock.” | ||
Revision as of 22:13, 19 July 2018
TUMB 07/13
Examples of dirty limericks offered by Anna Forsythe, in first meeting with Brownstone:
“Jane came home after a year, From her trip to a land that was near. A place barren of hills, Where she learned many skills, From fucking men after a beer.”
“The professor is studying mass, And he teaches many a class, But he comes home from work, Too tired to smirk, And still fucks his wife in the ass.”
TUMB 07/18 Examples of Limericks Brownstone gave the Professor as samples of what he might come up with:
“There once was a man they called James, Who loved meat cooked with open flames, His house got burned down, Which gave him a frown, So he kicked ass without taking names.”
“There once was a man they called Brock, Who worked like a bitch ‘round the clock, A vacation he earned, For the lessons he’d learned, Like fucking your mom with his cock.”
