F. J. Smite-Williams, Professor

TUMB 01/3

Doctor F.J. Smite-Williams, Professor of Historical Extra-Dimensional Engineering, also known as The Professor (when he was conducting artifact business) , and Father O/Banion (when he was enjoying his evenings and had no other worries to handle. Wore his O/Banion face when he competed in the Bard of Filth contest. Wears his O'Banion face when he's drunk)

Gives Brownstone and Shay clues as to where to find artifacts.

TUMB 01/4, 5 The guy might be a horrible boozer, but he was whip-smart, knew the right people, and had the best contacts. James didn’t mind Father O’Banion most of the time—unless he sang. Then he was fucking insufferable.

TUMB 01/7 Another singing contest, and Father O'Banion's Bard of Filth plaque was in contention. Father might win again.