Yumfuck

TLC 01/5, 12

Yumfuck Tiberius Troll

Leira learned things about the Troll – that he could learn English, one word at a time, that he was ALWAYS in a hurry, that he could be destructive, that he had sharp teeth (dented a spoon), that his emotions were connected to hers and he would change size and shape depending on her emotional input, that he could tear through and destroy her apartment and drawers, and that he would be with her everywhere.

Loves to sleep in a shoebox, in her underwear and in the side pocket of her slacks or jacket, curled in a piece of her underwear.

Named by Hagan, from James T., 01/12. Likes Hagan.

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