Trolls

TLC 01/All

Trolls

A tiny creature with a shock of green hair standing straight up on its head, white fur, no taller than five inches, naked, cackled, darted into the nearest golden chestnut. A pesky troll. Look away! If you play with one of those damn things it’ll follow you! If you actually help one? Two moons! It’ll bond with you, causing trouble, getting into everything. That’s just the beginning of your troubles with a troll.” A troll is nothing but a nuisance that you can never shake. It would be comparable to having a permanent boil on your skin that always festers just enough to irritate.”

What do you feed a troll? TLC 02/3

Can they eat Kibble? Not sure what a kibble is but they’re little tiny garbage dumps. Scavengers. They eat whatever they can find. On Oriceran it’s nuts and berries they find in the forest and the scraps others have thrown away. Works out well for everyone. Here,” he said, gesturing at the vast blacktop full of cars, “there’s not much forest. You’re going to have to find food for him.”