Ira Heineken

TSONM 05/17 Professor, Mechanics and Magic class. New, just transferred in from San Francisco. Professor Heineken was tall, with shoulder-length blond hair that he pulled back into a man-bun at the nape of his neck. His eyes were crystal blue, and his smile was perfect and white. He looked exactly like the kind of professor who would come from California.

“This class is about essentials. Everyone needs to know how to work on cars, or any motorized vehicle you might own. I’m going to show you how anybody can fix a car using their magic, and not even get a speck of dirt on their clothes most of the time.Everyone should know how to change a tire, check their oil, and change their oil. Besides, with the busy lives you will have when you get out of school, wouldn’t you like to be able to do car maintenance in five minutes instead of sitting at a dirty and dusty mechanic’s shop waiting for the humans to take forty minutes or three hours to do the same thing? By the end of this class you’ll be able to change your own oil, and you’ll be able to change your tire without having to touch it.”