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John.Raisor at 18:52, 6 October 2018

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‎TUMB 11/04

John.Raisor at 18:44, 6 October 2018

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	====TUMB 11/04====		====TUMB 11/04====
−	Shay volunteers	+	Shay volunteers a limerick on the night of the competition, ex temporarily, as a sample of her wit, with the threat that she might compete in the future. It was accepted with cheers and claps, and Father O'Banian said if that were true, he'd really have to bring his A game.
		+	Shay cleared her throat and turned to the crowd.
		+
		+	“There once was a sailor named Jacques,
		+
		+	Toughest bastard near the docks,
		+
		+	At night, he did not kill,
		+
		+	Instead, he chose to spill,
		+
		+	Cum from his largest of cocks.”

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-'''TUMB 04/10'''
+====TUMB 04/10====
 Examples of dirty limericks the Professor first spoke for James as examples of the types of poetry the Bard of Filth competition would be considering"
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 “This comes of not fucking since Monday."
+====TUMB 05/9====
-'''TUMB 05/9''' After the Pendleton incident, James was trading stories in the bar with some of the Marnes and the cops, and they got to talking about how they had gotten into trouble.
+After the Pendleton incident, James was trading stories in the bar with some of the Marnes and the cops, and they got to talking about how they had gotten into trouble.
 Walsh, one of the cops, said he had gotten into trouble by creating too many ribald cadences, and gave examples:
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 Let’s go, baby. Spank my ass!”
+====TUMB 05/17====
-'''TUMB 05/17''' Limericks the Professor gave Brownstone to use as a passphrase when he was acting as a courier:
+Limericks the Professor gave Brownstone to use as a passphrase when he was acting as a courier:
 “A young woman got married last noon,
 Her boyfriend she kissed, and gave a swoon,
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-'''TUMB 05/23'''
+====TUMB 05/23====
 Some  of James' first attempt at a dirty limerick:
 “There was a man from Nantucket.
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-'''TUMB 07/13'''
+====TUMB 07/13====
 Examples of dirty limericks offered by Anna Forsythe, in first meeting with Brownstone:
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 And still fucks his wife in the ass.”
+====TUMB 07/18====
 Examples of Limericks Brownstone gave the Professor as samples of what he might come up with:
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 Like fucking your mom with his cock.”
+====TUMB 07/26====
-'''TUMB 07/26'''  Limericks used at the Competition.
+Limericks used at the Competition.
 By Brownstone, the first to go:
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 For the lessons he’d learned,
 Like fucking your mom with his cock.”
 The Professor's rebuttal:
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 Has rendered him nutless,
 Poor fucker’s now useless on dates."
 The Last Round:
 By the Professor - The Professor’s fourth and final salvo left James reeling, if only because he hadn’t realized the rhyming potential of Dolores.
 James rebuttal:
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 And she couldn’t walk straight the next day.”
-The Professor retained his title of Bard of Filth.
+====TUMB 11/04====

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-'''Bold text'''TUMB 04/10
+'''TUMB 04/10'''
 Examples of dirty limericks the Professor first spoke for James as examples of the types of poetry the Bard of Filth competition would be considering"

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 '''Bold text'''TUMB 04/10
 Examples of dirty limericks the Professor first spoke for James as examples of the types of poetry the Bard of Filth competition would be considering"
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 "’What, another wet dream?
 “This comes of not fucking since Monday."
 '''TUMB 05/9''' After the Pendleton incident, James was trading stories in the bar with some of the Marnes and the cops, and they got to talking about how they had gotten into trouble.
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 Whips and chains, now they’re a blast.
 Let’s go, baby. Spank my ass!”
 '''
 TUMB 05/17''' Limericks the Professor gave Brownstone to use as a passphrase when he was acting as a courier:
 “A young woman got married last noon,
 Her boyfriend she kissed, and gave a swoon,
@@ Line 55: / Line 56: @@
 This isn't a prick, it's a wart."
 '''
-TUMB 05/23'''
+'''TUMB 05/23'''
 Some  of James' first attempt at a dirty limerick:
 “There was a man from Nantucket.
@@ Line 72: / Line 73: @@
 '''TUMB 07/13'''
 Examples of dirty limericks offered by Anna Forsythe, in first meeting with Brownstone:

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 [[category:Miscellaneous]]
-TUMB 04/10
+'''Bold text'''TUMB 04/10
 Examples of dirty limericks the Professor first spoke for James as examples of the types of poetry the Bard of Filth competition would be considering"
@@ Line 17: / Line 17: @@
 “This comes of not fucking since Monday."
-TUMB 05/9 After the Pendleton incident, James was trading stories in the bar with some of the Marnes and the cops, and they got to talking about how they had gotten into trouble.
+'''TUMB 05/9''' After the Pendleton incident, James was trading stories in the bar with some of the Marnes and the cops, and they got to talking about how they had gotten into trouble.
 Walsh, one of the cops, said he had gotten into trouble by creating too many ribald cadences, and gave examples:
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 Whips and chains, now they’re a blast.
 Let’s go, baby. Spank my ass!”
+'''
-TUMB 05/17 Limericks the Professor gave Brownstone to use as a passphrase when he was acting as a courier:
+TUMB 05/17''' Limericks the Professor gave Brownstone to use as a passphrase when he was acting as a courier:
 “A young woman got married last noon,
 Her boyfriend she kissed, and gave a swoon,
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 This isn't a prick, it's a wart."
+'''
-TUMB 05/23
+TUMB 05/23'''
 Some  of James' first attempt at a dirty limerick:
 “There was a man from Nantucket.
@@ Line 71: / Line 71: @@
-TUMB 07/13
+'''TUMB 07/13'''
 Examples of dirty limericks offered by Anna Forsythe, in first meeting with Brownstone:
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-TUMB 07/18
+'''TUMB 07/18'''
 Examples of Limericks Brownstone gave the Professor as samples of what he might come up with:
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-TUMB 07/26  Limericks used at the Competition.
+'''TUMB 07/26'''  Limericks used at the Competition.
 By Brownstone, the first to go:

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 TUMB 04/10
-Examples of dirty llimericks the Professor first spoke for James as examples of the types of poetry the Bard of Filth competition would be considering"
+Examples of dirty limericks the Professor first spoke for James as examples of the types of poetry the Bard of Filth competition would be considering"
 “There once was a man from Nantucket
@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 His old woman said,
 This isn't a prick, it's a wart."
 TUMB 05/23
 Some  of James' first attempt at a dirty limerick:
- “There was a man from Nantucket.
+“There was a man from Nantucket.
 He really liked his bucket.
 Some guys came by with pie,
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 And he yelled get clear,
 But the smell was still true.”

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		+	TUMB 04/10
		+
		+	Examples of dirty llimericks the Professor first spoke for James as examples of the types of poetry the Bard of Filth competition would be considering"
		+
		+	“There once was a man from Nantucket
		+	“Whose dick was so long he could suck it
		+	“He said with a grin
		+	“While wiping his chin
		+	“If my ear were a hole, I could fuck it.”
		+
		+	“There was an old mayor of Bombay,
		+	“Who fell asleep in his office one Sunday,
		+	“He awoke with a scream,
		+	"’What, another wet dream?
		+	“This comes of not fucking since Monday."
		+
	TUMB 07/13		TUMB 07/13